THE BALL HAS DROPPED
RESOLUTIONS
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To take 1 bath a week .
To get a booger on the wall every day of this year .
To touch 52 different dead animals .
To wear a whole six pack of undies at one time .
To collect enough armpit hair to hang on tree at end of year .
To be more normal this year .
To get a tatoo of a toilet on my butt .
To go to work dressed as JESUS .
To lay out for tan in middle of winter .
3 Comments:
Mike , this is some creative hilarity this early in the year .
I can't wait to see what the future holds . Keep it up Mike .
I see your other personalities are starting to emerge.
Okay, so that template rocks. Really.
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