WHERE YOU BEEN

Blogland seemed a little empty so I figured I'd spice it up . I ate a swallowable only vitamin - c vitamin the other day . It was delicious . You should all try it . I tried a burger at the 224 diner . It was good . I give it about an 8 . It seemed like a cool place . That pie in the display case was as high as Marge Simpsons hair . I didn't get to it though . Thanx for the burger tip shoog . c-ya later

THE BALL HAS DROPPED

RESOLUTIONS
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To take 1 bath a week .

To get a booger on the wall every day of this year .

To touch 52 different dead animals .

To wear a whole six pack of undies at one time .

To collect enough armpit hair to hang on tree at end of year .

To be more normal this year .

To get a tatoo of a toilet on my butt .

To go to work dressed as JESUS .

To lay out for tan in middle of winter .